Have you chosen your favorite horse excrement description word from my previous article? Horses: Back End Traffic: From Bumper to BumpperIs it? If so, it’s time to go back and review the book. You don’t have time for that.
Here’s the official prize list
1. You can spend the day clearing stalls or shoving horse doodoo in the cold. You can use horse manure as golf balls in the winter. It will be a hit at your local golf club. The best part is that you can both play and fertilize the fairway. When you finish, make sure to wear clean clothes. To avoid contaminating the rest of your house, put out any smelly clothing in a different room.
2. All four feet of the horse should be emptied of their poop. It’s possible that the horse won’t want to touch a single foot. You might find it exciting.
3. A 1200-pound horse must be removed of dried mud. It has spent most of its day out, rolling and grinding wet mud into the coat. You have worked all day to provide board for the horse.
4. Last but not least, take a few days to traction as one of those powerful, majestic beasts wanted to feel happy (mud bath), and frisky because of all the treats and food it eats. A few days spent in traction is a lot! Think about how you can make time for yourself.
Which of the prizes were you most excited about? Please let me know so I can get you in touch with one our local stable owners. Don’t delay. It is important to ensure that no one else claims your prize.