It’s not a myth that ugly guys end up with beautiful women, no matter what the propaganda movies Jaws II and Groundhog Day try to show us.
The only exception is when you don’t earn your livelihood playing in a group. So join us know as we countdown the Top 10 Ugliest Musicians & Beautiful Women.
Number 10: Gene Simmons (Bassist-Kis)
Fire breathing, bass playing, womenising “guy with the big tongue”According to the claims, he has slept with more than 1,000 women. We don’t know how this over-weight, aging rocker who hasn’t released a single good album since 1974 can stay with Shannon Tweed (his longtime girlfriend and former Playboy friend) while engaging in sex with every woman he wants (including an Austrian supermodel that Gene Simmons famously captured on tape). Look at his hair…he’s 58. How is this not a wig??
Number 09 – Billy Joel (Solo).
The original “piano man”. In his first days, he could be seen. However, the years have done terrible things to Billy and he hasn’t aged very well. He looks more like a ball of golf sitting in the rough five yards from the green these days, but that is not his former girlfriend Christie Brinkley or other rumored cavorts such as Elle Macpherson or Dina Meyer.
Number 08 – Kid Rock (Redneck Rap Rocker)
He is a disgrace for every type of music that he does not belong to. Country rap-rock with brawn “artist”He has produced terrible records and caused havoc in the public eye. He has a history with women like Jamie Presley and Sheryl Crow, and is most well-known for his engagement to Pamela Anderson. It makes it hard to not want to get a beard and play a banjo.
Number 07 – Vince Neil (Vocalist – Motley Crue)
Vince Neil may be eating pizza or drinking beer while we write. He is the rock music’s biggest slob. Motley’s least-talented member has been singing with them since 1981. He has also dated Shannon Doherty and Tori Spelling, and even got married to Heidi Mark, a model. This is a great feat for someone who appears overweight and bearded.
No 06 – Pete Doherty, (Vocalist-Babyshambles).
Talking, walking drug mix. Only man to have been partially made of cocaine in all of history. Maybe it was this amazing feat Kate Moss found so appealing?
Number 05 – Adam Duritz (Vocalist – Counting Crowes)
It is no secret that Counting Crows have been called the greatest band ever. Adam is also awarded the prize for having the worst hairstyle and beard. He was able to attract Courtney Cox, Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer, even though he did not grow a gerbil under his chin. PS: One of these statements is false.
Number 4: Steven Tyler (Vocalist Aerosmith).
Dubbed “The Demon of Screamin'”Steve Tyler, Aerosmith’s frontman and 1980’s rock icon is perhaps most well-known for his lips that would look right at home 10,000 feet below the ocean. His own addiction to plastic surgery may even have led him to write “Dude (looks a woman)”! However, this doesn’t appear to have turned the women off. After ending his 17-year marriage, he was eager to go to bed with Tara Reid, who is 28 years older than him.
Number 03 – Marilyn Manson (Vocalist – Marilyn Manson)
Confessed self-confessed “Antichrist Superstar”This is probably the most bizarre looking man on rock. Maybe it’s just the way of things. “burning bibles”It is one thing that he looks like Dracula/Krusty The Clown. What Evan Rachel-Wood (Rose McGowan), Jenna Jameson, Dita Von Teese and Jenna Jameson see in him is …?
Number 02: Ric Ocasek, (Singer/Guitarist-The Cars).
Here are the truly ugly. Ric’s belief that there are people in the world who are UGLIER is scary. Paulina Porizkova (Czech supermodel) must have either a fetish or no vision.
Number 01 – Lyle Lovett (Country Singer/Songwriter)
Lyle Lovett has made an institution. Even the most sinister looking man on earth can find hope in Lyle Lovett. The fifty-year old Texan, who now makes a living performing country music, was born with some of the worst looks anyone could imagine. However, he got married to Julia Roberts in 1993. It’s true… Julia Roberts was his wife. Although the couple divorced in 1995, the damage was already done. Lyle Lovett you’re a King amongst Men.